As something of an intelectual, i was reading an article in the local rag the other day regarding the ever increasing amount of traffic on our roads. Local 'experts' [i use the word 'expert' in the loosest sense of the word] were trotting out the usual bilge about cutting traffic by using car-share schemes and congestion charges. ie; pricing people off the roads.
Well maybe if public transport was up to muster, you know, reliable, clean and didn't cost an arm and a leg to use then people might start leaving their cars at home. Speaking personally, i never use public transport. It's cheaper for me to run a car, plus i don't have to put up sitting next to some smelly chav who has both hands jammed down the front of his trackie bottoms!!
Anyway..... as an intellectuall, this got me thinking of the best ways to reduce traffic, and i think i've got the solution. Just by banning all women off the roads will reduce congestion by over 50%, easy. Lets face it, most women don't even need a car in day to day life. Popping down to the shops to get something nice for hubby's tea does not require the use of a car.
Now, a tiny minority of bra burning feminists might say i'm being a tad sexist but in their heart of hearts they'll know i'm correct [a man always is]. And lets be honest about it, most women struggle to safely navigate a shopping trolley around Tesco's so driving a motor vehicle on the open highway simply doesn't bare thinking about!!
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