Oi you lot...lazy slobs, the lot of yer !!

Being a happy kind of person it takes quite alot to get me all riled-up and angry with other people. But what really gets my goat are these lazy, slovenly, un-washed layabout types. You know the sort!

Earlier on today whilst popping down to the local Darby and Joan Club [Wednesdays mean it's fish and chips for just £2] i had the misfortune of witnessing some 'woman' standing in the street wearing pajamas and a cheap terry towelling bathrobe. It's times like those i wish i'd never bothered sorting out them damn cataracts! But i ask you, how lazy can a person be? Do you youngster's have any standards these days? Whats needed is the reintroduction of National Service. A good 12 months of being poked in the arse by Major Warbouys bayonet would soon straighten out those uncouthed civvy street slackers.

One of the laziest traits i've recently noticed people doing is taking their fancy cars to one of them there 'hand carwash' thingies, then proceeding to stand three meters away whilst some poor Polish immigrant hoovers out the interior. Just exactly how lazy does a person have to be to stand back and watch another person clean the crap out of their own car? Maybe the thought of having some impoverished European valet their motor gives them a slight ego boost. Looking at the state of most of them, they bloody well need it! 

Why just the other day i heard a report on the wireless by some top medical chappy talking about today's parents having a longer life expectancy than their own children! Lazy parents with a poor attitude to healthy foods are two of the main problems [along with poor fashion sense no doubt].

Not so long ago i saw a 20ish year old girl walk into a McDowell's [with gym kit in hand] and order 20 nuggets, burger, fries and a milkshake to wash it down. Needless to say she was at least 5 stone overweight. Maybe because she thought the nuggets contained something that slightly resembled chicken then it was ok ....yeah okaay. And before any of you cheeky young pups say anything, no, i wasn't in there eating their disgusting foodstuffs, i'd nipped in to use their gents. When that bag needs emptying.........

Basically, all are nothing but greedy, overindulgent, self-obsessed, self-unaware, lazy scumbags..... if you want my opinion. I always try and eat healthily, especially whilst i'm in training for 2012. Yep, even at my age i'm still trying to make the team. They do say that 'if you reach for the stars and miss, you can always grab the moon', or words to that effect. Although on Monday afternoon i did fall off the wagon ever so slightly. I baked an awsome double chocolate chip sponge cake and soon afterwards gave into temptation and devoured a man-size portion, pronto. Anyway .... soon after i decided to have my usual 4:00pm nap to recharge the old batteries before tea. Well it was a case of lights out as soon as my head touched the pillow ..... and didn't wake up until nearly 5am the next day, that's nearly thirteen flaming hours!!!! Now i've heard of 'death by chocolate' but that must be the first ever case of  'coma by cake'