Friday 27 May 2011

The American Dream...

Well, it only took about two weeks in the 'land of the free' for B&Q toothed Cheryl Cole to get her P45. I'm surprised it took that long, but then i guess that doesn't say much about the standard of British TV and it's moggadon viewers, because the talentless, anorexic, incoherent northerner has been plastered over our screens for god knows how many years. It's a bit of a shame really. I was hoping by her being in the U.S and A it would mean a nice long break from her annoying adverts, her annoying face... and her even more annoying accent. I know a man should never hit a woman but surely there must exceptions to the rule???

You can take the scum out of the slum, but you can't take the slum out of the scum!

Anyway... sadly for us, it won't be long now before the fame hungry rat is back in the U.K. Cole's agents have finally given up on her ''music'' career as she's proved time and time again she can't sing or dance, and they are now looking for another vehicle to showcase her talents. May i suggest a hearse?

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