Woo-Hoo!!.... early night for me.

I'm not sure about anyone else but what i really enjoy is a good olde fashioned early night.

You know, really set the scene. Fluff up the duvet and pillows, dim the lights [well, put the lamp on]and maybe even a wee drinky of something nice strategically positioned on the bedside table [well away from the false teeth and steredents] and then dive into bed and enjoy a right good .... book!

Oh yes. Not much in life beats a good book you know. As a serious intellectual i've read all the heavyweights. Orwell, King, Tolstoy and ..... erm ..... Prescott!! Anyway, now that the olde haemorrhoid's have started playing up again my favourite armchair is out of bounds, which is a considerable pain in the arse [pardon the pun]. So, curling up with a book and having an early night is the best/softest solution.

Such is my thirst for knowledge i've had to place an order for some new 'material'. I didn't realise buying books over the t'interweb was so easy, even for an incontinent duffer like myself. And seeming as it was [meals-on-wheels] Whiskers Janice's birthday the other day i decided to throw caution to the wind, un-tie the purse strings, splash the cash and buy her a book too! Yes i know, i'm generous to a fault. Generosity has always been my achilles heel. The mere fact that i also needed to increase my total spends in order to qualify for the free delivery option didn't even enter my head.