Who's who? Pete Burns or Katie Price?
What is it with these minor celebs who keep having all this cosmetic surgery stuff. If it's not new teeth from B&Q [Cheryl Cole] or having their face's stretched tighter than a snare drum [Denise Van Outen] then it's getting their bangers increased half a dozen sizes [Dane Bowers]. I've always been lead to believe that 'less is more'. That's certainly true if you've ever had the misfortune to see me fully naked [ahem].
Anyway..... Just the other day whilst sitting in my favourite armchair [waiting for the meals-on-wheels woman to turn up, 'Whiskers Janice'] i decided to have a read of the paper. Big mistake! I laughed so hard i nearly soiled my new slacks. It would seem that some woman called Katie Price/Jordan has gotten herself a 'nice' pair of comedy fish lips. Obviously the thought of looking like a Pete Burns doppleganger was no barrier. Methinks it could be one big cover-up. Maybe it wasn't plastic surgery at all. Maybe it's to do with her cage fighting hubby; Mike Read. Maybe he's been using wee Katie to practice for his next fight. It's not all bad news though, there's a possibility he might knock some sense into her, then again, she is from Wales!
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