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| Megan Stammers - Not any more she doesn't! |
Well the Daily Mail readers have been going into overdrive this past week as a teenage Lolita and her 30 year old maths teacher have eloped to France, and all because ''we want to be togetherrrr.'' The only thing I find disgusting about the story is - as though these teachers don't get enough bloody holidays already. Now they're having jaunts to France with free bump-n-grind with pupils thrown in to boot! Now I'm all in favour of one-on-one tuition but this is taking things a bit too far. Maybe they were preparing for an oral exam or maybe A-levels and needed some quality revision time?
Apparently, they made their escape by catching the ferry over to France. Hopefully it was a rough crossing, so they could hang up a sign saying, ''if this boat's rocking, don't bother knocking.''
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| A short rope and a long drop... |
Dirty old bugger: Jeremy Forrest has now been captured by French Police and is currently sitting in a cell in Baguette waiting to be extradited back to the UK. Legal Eagles said he could be back in Blighty in the next week or two - which begs the question that if they can extradite Forrest in such a short space of time then why after 6 years of wrangling and millions of pounds of taxpayers money is the dirty terrorist pig Hamsa still hanging around like a bad smell?
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As always, at the end of each blog I try and impart a spot of wisdom onto you all, in the form of my much heralded, ''WISE WORDS.''
'The best way to predict your future is to create it'
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