Even though Christmas has just passed, the Quality Street scoffed, you'd think the weaker sex would be happy for once in their lives. Well it would seem not! For yonks, women have been moaning about equal rights, and a soon as the E.U says the insurance companies must charge women the same rates as the men [who are much better drivers] they start complaining. British women should thank their lucky stars they've got it so cushy. Over there in India they throw their women under the bus - and no, that's not a euphemism for something else!
A Woman's Guide To Car Driving.
Get in car.
Close door.
Adjust seat.
Adjust mirrors.
Check hair.
Check make-up.
Check mobile phone.
Fasten seat belt.
Re-check make-up.
Re-check hair.
Start car.
Select 1st gear.
Drive away.
Select 2nd gear.
Release handbrake!
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